Polygamy Isn’t All Bad

Polygamy gets a bum wrap in this day and age, but let’s focus on the positive aspects of this alternative lifestyle. By having more than one wife it’s not ‘cheating’, which is a term that swirls with negativity. It’s a challenge. Anyone in a relationship knows just how much work it is to keep a partner content and happy. Now imagine the amount of love one needs to keep four, five, or nine women happy. It also inspires a healthy form of competition among the harem. They will feel impelled to improve their looks, cooking ability, and child rearing skills. Which ultimately makes them more desirable to the man. That in turns gives the man more incentive to “show” more love.

Just think of all the support you’d receive in a community full of family members. Everyone knows each other, and the kids will grow up as best friends/siblings/cousins. A close knit family with no secrets. Perhaps the best part (at least from my POV) is that the 4-7 days a month in a conventional family when the romance is inhibited will be done away with. A constant cycle of love. You’d always have somebody to turn to, and a place to rest your head.

I can’t tell you how many women tell me that there are no good guys out there. It may be true. So why not share the good ones? Some women never want children, others give in to the biological clock and only want a child with no man in the picture. Polygamy solves both problems. If you don’t want the hassle of a relationship, then just show up when you want another bun in the oven. It’s like a friendly no appointment necessary sperm bank.

I just might do some research and revisit this topic later. Just not in the odd-ball Mormon way.