Professional Female Athletes…What Were We Thinking?

I know that this will ruffle some tail feathers, but hey some ones gotta say it. Females should not be pro athletes. Notice I didn’t say that they can’t be, but that they shouldn’t be. Why? For starters it’s not exciting to watch. Second and more importantly they get too moody. You know all PMS. Take for a perfect example Danica Patrick’s little faux pas in the pit with another chick racer, Duno something or other. Anyway during a practice session Duno cuts Patrick off, something that happens in the world of professional racing in like every race. Instead of acting ‘professional’ Patrick confronts Duno after the race to voice her disliking of being cut off. They exchange words for about a minute before they throw towels back and forth. I don’t care about the cutting off, or the towel fight ( as this could have turned out very sexy). It was the fact that Danica wanted to ‘talk’ about the foul play. Guys don’t do this shit, we don’t get emotional over a part of the game. We may cry when taunted by reporters about our quarter back.- See Terrel Owens after Cowboys loss to Giants

The point is that aside from whack jobs like T.O. guys use their frustrations at other players, refs, coaches, and team mates on the court, field, ice, or track. We don’t discuss it after the game. You’ll never see Kobe go up to Lebron after a game and say “Man you really hurt my feeling when you fouled me with under two minutes left in the game. I don’t feel validated by your actions.”

The bottom line is that until chicks can control their estrogen during game-play, the shouldn’t compete professionally. With of course the exception of Kay-Y wrestling and nude tennis, (Just think about it Maria and Serena. You don’t have to give me an answer now, but just consider it and call me back ladies.) girls should stick to cheering. And if anyone thinks I’m just a jerk, I defy you to sit through a WNBA game.  i think it’s all a marketing ploy.