joelsopinion
I know I tend harp on this a bit, but it’s got to stop soon. Here is a link that shows the reason for my ire angainst them. http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jul/03/bar-owner-steamed-peta-wont-surrender-lobster-cran/?partner=yahoo_headlines.
I’m starting my own coilition against animal activists. I agree with those who fight animal abuse, I like animals. But I like the way they taste a little more. Which is why I will never give up in my quest to make sure that there is always a hot, steaming pile of freshly cooked meat on my dinner plate. So I hereby start the organization M.E.A.T.L.O.V.E.R.S. or
Meat
Eaters
Against
Those
Loving celery
Over
Vienna sausage
Elk burgers
Rump roast and
Steak
I wanted to add bacon in there but I couldn’t word it right. Our course of action will be on an individual level. If you see a PETA protest, then protest their protest. Make up a catchy slogan on the spot. Like 2, 4, 6, 8 all I eat is bloody steak. 1, 3, 5, 7 I’m helping god fill lobster heaven. Or you could run into the crowd and throw veal chops at them. It’s up to us to reclaim the American diet, and make damn sure this nation’s ranchers and fishers and poachers never go jobless.
Filed under: Humor, art, entertainment, fantasy, gaming, music, politics, relationships, revenge, sports | Tagged: p.e.t.a., farmers, meat lovers, ranchers, fishermen, big game hunting, raw meat, animal cruelty, sausage, bacon, steak, chicken, veal, pork, fish, crab, lobster, burgers, hot dogs, july 4th, july, fourth, weekend
