I’ll Toss You a Bone

We constantly rip on do gooder’s here at joelsopinion namely tree huggers, so to play nice I’ll toss you guys a bone.

You’ll never take the last slice of meat lovers pizza.

One never has to look your way when the leftover chinese chicken is gone.

You guys don’t complain about gas prices because of your electric cars.

The girls generally go bra-less, and that’s a nice perk. (no pun intended)

So there, we know how to play nice. We can wright at least on piece without setting off your extremely fragile, I need a hug alarm. We can even make small talk… Did you see the Wimbledon excitment on Tuesday? Exhilerating right?