If any of you care to remember Elian Gonzalez, the young Cuban boy who in 2000 floated onto the Florida shore and was later given over to his family back in Cuba, well he’s in the news again. This time the young man has decided to join Cuba’s Young Communist Union. After being accepted by America, and well taken care of for almost three weeks, this is how he repays our kindness. He has officially taken an anti-American stance. Little ungrateful, disloyal, bitch-made punk. Every year hundreds of Cuban refugees end up on our shores and every year they’re granted asylum. The one kid we send back develops a godless hateful attitude for the country that tried to save him. Just watch, the Cuban government will use this kid as the next Castro. That’s not what your dad would’ve wanted Elian, shame on you letting him down like that. What a horrible son you turned out to be. It’s a good thing he’s not around to see the monster you’ve become. What about the family you have here? Did you once stop to think that they may be hurt by you and your comrades? I hope your dad’s corpse washes up on the Cuban shore with a disappointed scowl on his face for you.
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